What Kayani Whispered

"Later, bitchez."

"Later, bitchez."

"What’re you looking so happy about, Taklu?"

"What’re you looking so happy about, Taklu?"

"What is this, beta? I asked for a fully functional Predator…"

"Don’t I know you from an interrogation somewhere?"

"Don’t I know you from an interrogation somewhere?"

"…did I leave the nuclear launch codes on the kitchen counter, or put them in my pocket? I think I left them on the counter. Fuck."
"…did I leave the nuclear launch codes on the kitchen counter, or put them in my pocket? I think I left them on the counter. Fuck."
“How many more months do we need to wait before pulling a Memogate on this one?”

How many more months do we need to wait before pulling a Memogate on this one?”

"I want you to kill the shifty motherf*cker standing behind me."
(Courtesy: Anonymous)

"I want you to kill the shifty motherf*cker standing behind me."

(Courtesy: Anonymous)

“"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times - no paan chewing during rousing, inspirational speech time."
(Courtesy: Anonymous)

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times - no paan chewing during rousing, inspirational speech time."

(Courtesy: Anonymous)

 ”No, we really can’t house Snowden in Abbottabad.”

 ”No, we really can’t house Snowden in Abbottabad.”

"Please turn to page 197 of the Abbottabad Commission report… BAHAHAHAHAHAH."

"Please turn to page 197 of the Abbottabad Commission report… BAHAHAHAHAHAH."